Heed my warning

Seriously, don't do this job. It's not the fun type of job. Work at a pet store, or fight fires, or even work in a tiny office cube. Sith are extremely gloomy people(except Count Dooku). It's kind of fun for me, because the people are my friends, not just my master or an enemy Jedi. On the upside, you have the potential to conquer the universe. If you want force powers, consider becoming a Jedi. Then I can blow you up. heh heh.

heh heh...forgot to tell you something...

Oh yeah, and one more thing...I'm only an apprentice. We were at a chess club that night, and one of the guys beat me, then told me to join the dark side. At first I was hesitant. I mean, Darth Maul got mauled, Count Dooku got duked, and Darth Vader...well, he saved the whole universe, but that's because he was the chosen one, so it doesn't count. He still died painfully. But eventually the choking and zapping won me over. The power of the Sith draws off of hate and anger, but it's an unfair world, so that should take care of that. post in the comments, and I can get a message straight from him to you! Keep reading!

Welcome to my lair

I see you have found my lair. Oh, and don't trip over my spare lightsabers, or my cloak.(sigh)Yeah, being a sith can be tough, but it's cool too. I mean, you can use electricity to zap your friends! How cool is that?!